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Is it wrong to want to steal another mans sausage?

Posted by Matt SamyciaWood on Saturday, February 13th, 2010
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I pride myself that I have never stolen anything in my whole life. But every morning as I walk my daughter to daycare I pass a house and see sausages just hanging outside the window. I am now tempted to steal every single morning! I want to take one, fry it with eggs, fresh basil, cracked pepper and a dash of hot sauce.

I have never seen sausages hung outside before. Fellow Foodists, is it ‘normal’ to hang sausages outside? I would knock on their door and ask but there seems little life inside the house at 7am every morning and I’m sure they wouldn’t appreciate being woken up to be asked about their sausages.

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2 Responses to “Is it wrong to want to steal another mans sausage?”

  1. On February 18th, 2010 Adelio Trinidad shared:

    My 80ish year old neighbor says that one of more important things to curing sausages like this is to hang them in a place that has good air-flow.

  2. On March 29th, 2010 Andrea Busse shared:

    …what’s your address? I’ll let you know if they are good! ;-)

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